from one of my favorite books
wtf!!! im reading this book like. . RIGHT NOW!!! OMG OMG OMG. thats crazy!
this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.
shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap
this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.
listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually fall into it.
That appliance still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken
Tragically beautiful.
Wow, okay, at least put a fucking trigger warning on this. I lost a lightbulb to mousetrap violence and I don’t want to see this shit on my dash being glorified by some hipster assholes.
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
I once ate entire bag of Doritos all by myself. I even had people to share them with. But I didn’t.
GPOY
LMAO!!!! Trolls!!!
the lightbulb was hungry for cheese… true story.
(Source: mikegoedecke, via grems)
If i could have things my way, my biggest dream would be to live in an old house, with vines all over the walls. Id have an old record player playing nothing but Pink Floyd and old rock records, all day. every day. Id have all my art on the walls, a bunch of insane and abstract paintings everywhere. The water that would leak into the house and drench the floors wouldn’t be a nuisance. You could open the door and see the trees outside and step your feet in the cold water and feel freedom and belonging all at once. The water between your toes would remind you that you’re alive. You’re still here. Alone. Again. But this time, it wouldn’t hurt. you’ve become one with your loneliness. The life in the walls is all you need and solitude has become your only friend. It sucks to feel alone with in a crowd. Its rejuvenating to be alone with your thoughts. Ive felt alone for so long now. And its never gotten any easier. You have friends that come and they leave you. whats so bad about being alone.
My dream, is to live alone and die alone. I wouldnt want my death to be known by anyone. if i could have things my way, I’d simply die one day, whether its of natural causes or not. Just to go away being where i want to be, with who i want to be. Myself. Not the constant over-stimulation of others, their feelings, their thoughts, their views. Just alone. and if they find my house, theyd see my life in the walls. Theyd see the things i love the most. Hopefully, when i go, the records keep playing and i simply become nothing more than fertilizer for my many plants and vines.
Just a thought. It is what it is. But thats how i feel, and how i have felt for a while now. whatever. oneday.
sometimes i wish i had the power to swallow a mouthful of pills and just fade away.
Also…
Sorry to frighten the fuck out of my new followers.
THIS^ is love. I was dying, due to pcp pneumonia and acute respiratory failure/distress. I lost over 150lbs, one of my lungs collapsed and will never re inflate, I had chest tubes, multiple IV’s, I was on a ventilator, had a tracheostomy, had to re-learn how to walk, talk, eat and breathe on my own, all over again. My husband, was there for me EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. The amazing doctors and nurses at KU Medical Center ALL commented on how amazingly dedicated my husband was. How few husbands show such tenderness and love. I would have died, had he not been there to keep me going.
I have a man who wiped my ass for me because I messed myself in my hospital bed.
Now, tell me that we are going to ruin the sanctity of marriage and I will bust your fucking teeth out.
OHHH!!! thats so pretty. Awww.
